Total Medals Earned: 347 (From 83 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,930 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Open fire!
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (30/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/240 points)
Defeat Proto.
Finish the game on nerf gun-only mode.
Finish the game on lightsaber-only mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish the game on mug-only mode.
Finish the game on hard mode.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/175 points)
Kill 10 enemies in a single run
Earn a score of 5000
Earn a score of 10000
Earn a score of 15000
Earn a score of 20000
Kill 25 enemies in a single run
Kill 50 enemies in a single run
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/130 points)
Beat the Game
Collect Every Upgrade
Collect Every Timer
Beat the Game in 5 Loops or Less
Beat the Game with an S Rank
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/265 points)
Open the game.
Reach 2000 in 3D Cube Runner.
Reach 20 in Hexscape.
Reach 20 in Flappy Disk.
Reach 150 in Super Shooter.
Score 1 in Pong.
Reach 200 in Gravity Switch.
Score 2 in Pong
Reach 3500 in 3D Cube Runner
Reach 35 in Flappy Disk
Reach 40 in Hexscape
Reach 200 in Super Shooter
Reach 400 in Gravity Switch
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump